WHAT MORTALS THESE FOOLS BE—Featuring our jester from the site's What Mortals These Fools Be section. Yes, it's true—we all have several of these simple charming folk in our families. (Are you reading this, Uncle Doofus?) Get them one of these nifty little numbers, and do it quickly—they might not be around too much longer. Click on the design below to enter the aarrgghh!com gift shop.

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