HEARD THE KILLING JOKE?—Featuring our murder victim from the site's The Killing Joke section. Planning a "retirement party" for someone special? If so, I don't wanna know about it. Just be sure to wear this clever shirt for the big night out. When they ask what the big joke is, you'll know exactly what to say. Laffs guaranteed! Click on the design below to enter the aarrgghh!com gift shop.

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