A clear example of God's ability to think of ways to make others miserable — marriage to my ex-wife. If there ever was a disincentive to martyrdom for our Islamic bretheren, it could be this reinterpretation — marriage to 72 divorced women and an eternity of being told to take out the garbage or unclog the toilet, or complaints about why you don't make more money. We should be broadcasting the sermons with dubbed language. After the resulting uproar, Osama bin Laden could enter the federal witness protection program, but on condition that he agree to marry 3 women with high credit card balances.



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