Nite-Owl: I can't believe he's dead. I remember Adrian once telling me that the Egyptians regarded death as a voyage ...
Rorschach: Hurn. Nice idea if you can afford to go first class, with pharaohs ... but judging by our departures, most of us travel steerage. |
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Alan Moore, Watchmen, Issue #10
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FEATURE-LENGTH ARTICLES
The Couch Potato: Palm Beach Post, Aug 17, 2004 |
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480-pound woman blurs the fine line between human and divan. | ||
An Uplifting Experience: Houston Chronicle, Aug 18, 2003 |
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Hospital elevator departs with surgeon's head. | ||
A Hair-Raising Ordeal: Daily Herald (Everett, WA), Aug 17, 2003 |
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Careless carny is taken for a ride. | ||
Beggar Man's Thief: Philadelphia Daily News, Mar 1, 2003 |
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Homeless man is found dead most of him, that is ... | ||
The Promised Land: Reuters, Jul 11, 2000 |
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A flood of Biblical proportions brings down death and destruction upon a shantytown. | ||
Slapshot: Associated Press, Mar 21, 2002 |
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In the NHL's first fan fatality, teen is struck by errant hockey puck. | ||
The Electric Fare: Associated Press, Aug 11, 1999 |
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A faulty bus shelter takes an unlucky fare on the ride of his life. | ||
Beggars Banquet Louis Figuier, The Insect World, 1868 |
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On a "beautiful assassin" and its hapless human breeding grounds. | ||
NEWS NUGGETS
Blind Man's Blunder: New York Daily News, Apr 4, 2003 |
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Every sightless person's nightmare. | ||
Hot Lava: Reuters, Dec 1, 2004 |
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Kitschy volcano in trailer home erupts. | ||
Another Hood Ornament: Associated Press, Jul 7, 2003 |
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Yet again, driver speeds home with victim in windshield but not entire victim. | ||
I'll Meet You Halfway There: The Birmingham News (Alabama), Nov 19, 2002 |
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Two sisters, visiting each other, meet on the road head-on. | ||
Save the Last Dance: Reuters, Aug 7, 2002 |
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90-year-old retiree discovers 500 lb. dancing bear has two left feet. | ||
Right Place, Right Time: Reuters, Sep 4, 2002 |
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When you gotta go, there's only one right place to be. | ||
Asleep Beneath the Wheel: Houston Chronicle, Aug 9, 2002 |
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A homeless woman's poor choice of berth. | ||
Home Invasion: Associated Press, Oct 4, 1994 |
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Escapee crashes card game at elderly woman's home. | ||
Plane Dumb Luck: Arizona Daily Star, May 19, 2002 |
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Here's a new twist: plane crashes into its pilot. | ||
Lawn Blower: Associated Press, Jul 27, 1999 |
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Just when you thought it was safe to mow the lawn ... | ||
Did Someone Say "Duck!"?: Associated Press, Nov 20, 2001 |
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Jetskier runs afowl of low-altitude mallard. | ||
To Catch a Thief: Philadelphia Daily News, Dec 18, 1999 |
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Would-be cat burglar is hoist on her own petard. | ||
Cold as Ice: St. Paul Pioneer Press, Apr 1, 1994 |
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Boyfriend locks girlfriend out of house in sub-zero weather in her nightgown. | ||
Underwired to Kill: The London Times, Oct 28, 1999 |
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Ladies' lingerie proves fatally attractive. Again! | ||
Good News, Bad News: Miami Herald, Jul 20, 1988 |
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An accused pedophile receives some good news a day late. | ||
There You Go: United Press International, May 27, 1987 |
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Divine justice catches up with defense attorney. | ||
Watch Your Step: New York Times, Sep 17, 1987 |
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Office worker is caught in the wheels of the daily grind. | ||
Asleep at the Wheel: Associated Press, Jan 2, 1998 |
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Tipsy New Year's reveller found frozen after tipping vehicle his wheelchair in bitter cold. | ||
Trash Day: Associated Press, Jan 27, 1989 |
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Senior citizen spends three days up to his armpits in trash. | ||
Shortcut to Short Circuit: Philadelphia Inquirer, Nov 29, 1991 |
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Detour proves disastrous to man crossing train tracks. | ||
Nightmare at Floydville Road: Hartford Courant, Nov 4, 1997 |
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Dying woman is mistaken for holiday lawn ornament. | ||
Attack of the Killer Turnip: Associated Press, Oct 17, 1989 |
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One solid argument for eating more vegetables. | ||
Appointment in Kimball: Associated Press, Aug 5, 1998 |
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You can run, but you sure can't hide ... | ||
A Good Man's Hard to Find: Associated Press, June 10, 1993 |
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Groom gives shark indigestion. | ||
Another Lucky Winner: Associated Press, Sep 25, 1990 |
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You win some... | ||
One For the Record Books: Associated Press, Oct 29, 1991 |
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Dubious honor goes to bungee instructor. | ||
Out of the Frying Pan: Associated Press, March 7, 1989 |
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Lifer electrocutes self on the potty. | ||
Need Some Anti-Perspirant? Associated Press, July 4, 1990 |
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If you sweat, dont drill. | ||
Beware of Falling Rocks Associated Press, Feb 16, 1996 |
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20-story boulder lands on Tokyo commuter tunnel. | ||
The Shut-In: Associated Press, July 22, 1997 |
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Someone forgets to get Ma out of the car. |